Zorch


 * “Me no like you.”
 * — Seismo to Zorch

Zorch is an Infernite Mixel.

Personality
Zorch is thought to be the most rude, annoying, and wild Mixel, and the people that think that are right. Zorch is very crazy and likes to bother others for fun, often pranking Mixels and even his own brothers. He makes fun of the Cragsters for their lack of intelligence. Zorch isn't very caring and is nowhere near helpful, although he might help out others when they need it just to manipulate them.

Physical Appearance
Zorch is mostly dark red. He has a small head with a well-defined lip with three teeth sticking upward from it. He has two large eyes on either side of his head, with two thick disembodied eyebrows floating off of them. He has a tapering red neck line that connects to a widening dark red body. He has slender red arms with red pincer hands. His legs are long and red with light grey cuffs on his ankles, and light red feet with a dark red rectangular toe on each. His back is red and has jet boosters that are often shooting out bursts of flames.

Origin
The back of his body has jet boosters that blast out fire, which can give him incredible speed, allowing him to move so fast, he can run up walls and seem like a blurr. He can also use these jet boosters to blast fire upon others, as he did this to re-light Flain's head.

Zorch may also be quite durable, as he once survived getting bowled over by the Cragsters Max.

Due to being an Infernite, Zorch has incredible heat resistance, being able to take a bath in lava with no negative effects or physical pain.

Early life
Little is known about Zorch's early life. However, at some point, he managed to gain a love of pranking and secured a job as a mailman.

Memorable Quotes

 * "Yo Seismo! Hey man, what you ups to?"- Zorch, Coconapple
 * "Hehe! Coconapple." - Zorch, Coconapple
 * "These Cookironis are crazy awesome!" - Zorch, Cookironi
 * "Package for Shuff!" - Zorch, Mailman
 * "Haha! Too slow, Lunky-dunk!" - Zorch, Elevator

Trivia

 * He is a postman due to his incredible speed of delivery. However, sometimes he misses these deliveries; perhaps intentionally.
 * He is the fastest Mixel.
 * He has a very irritating, long, high pitched laugh, which probably contributes to the fact of others getting annoyed by his antics.
 * His jets are often mistaken as coming out of his rear, when they actually come out of his lower back.
 * He is the only 2014 Infernite without any cartoon Murps.
 * He is mostly colored with a darker shade of red than the other Infernites.